Jen Jen The Lesbian.

Let's talk about Jennifer Lynn Egan, Esquire. Some call her my wife. Others call her a whore. Me, I just call her. She's usually good for a laugh or two, usually at her expense. She's really slutty, too. This is the girl that was let down by the Kama Sutra because she'd done all the positions in it and then some. That definitely says a lot about her.

But really, though, she's a lot of fun. We've been friends for....five years now I think and it's been so great. We're very random and do crazy things when we're together. It sucks that we don't get to see each other every day like we used to. Life just hasn't been the same since we left good old Philly. Le sigh.

Though sometimes there is talk, plans are made....to go back to Philly. To live together once more. And if we do......well, watch out.

There really is no point to this entry. I just got bored and needed something to do for a bit. That is all.